It has been so ridiculously cold here in Sunny Florida! Usually we will get cold, and have like one night of freezing temps, and then we’ll shoot back up to the 70’s or 80’s. Not so this week. Plus, some ludicrous meteorologists are calling for snow Saturday…I feel like I’m in the twilight zone!
Being the true Floridian that I am, I am not really prepared, clothing-wise, for this weather. So, I have spent much of this week hibernating in my house, living in flannel pj’s and sweatpants. I did venture out for date night, but we skipped church last night…Brrrr!!!
I was sweeping yesterday and caught a glimpse of my feet and started cracking up. Thought you all could use a good laugh too.
Here’s to true Floridians!!!!
Something fun to read for you true Floridians:
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING!!
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Montana sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Montanans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Montana get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanas get upset because they can’t start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
Motor oil turns to sludge.
People in Montana start saying…’Cold enough fer ya?’
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late.
So, exactly where do you fall in all this????
Me, Oh I am somewhere inbetween. I am a northwesterner now….so I have the right to wear socks with sandals whenever I want….especially berkies.
LOL I used to have some of those toe socks in bright rainbow colors! Had a hat and scarf, too. Now I only have the scarf. Your feet look warm, but…in need of fashion help! LOL :) But, hey, it’s cold, right? I tell my kids I can look like a dork if I want to, as long as I stay warm. Of course, I don’t know if I would go out in public… :)
Hey, BTW Like your gravatar :)